BOLLYWOOD SMS

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1. Never Try To Be Successful
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.

2. Freedom To Life
Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happiness.

3. Passion Leads To Excellence
When your hobby becomes your profession and passion becomes your profession. You will be able to lead up to excellence in the life. Satisfaction, pleasure, joy and love will be the outcome of following passion. Following your passion for years, you will surely become something one day.

4. Learning Is Very Simple
Teachers do fail. Learners never fail. Learning is never complicated or difficult. Learning is always possible whatever rule you apply.

5. Pressure At Head
Current education system is developing pressures on students’ head. University intelligence is useful and making some impact in the life but it cannot be at the cost of the life.

6. Life Is Emotion Management Not Intelligence Optimization
Memory and regular study have definite value and it always helps you in leading a life. You are able to survive even if you can make some mark in the path of the life. With artificial intelligence, you can survive and win but you cannot prove yourself genius. Therefore, in this process genius dies in you.

7. Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
Necessity creates pressure and forces you to invent something or to make it happen or to use your potentiality. Amir Khan in this film, 3 idiots, is able to prove in the film by using aqua guard pump at the last moment.

8. Simplicity is Life
Life is need base never want base. Desires have no ends. Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses on simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’

9. Industrial Leadership
Dean of the institute in 3 idiots is showing very typical leadership. He has his own principles, values and ideology, and he leads the whole institute accordingly. This is an example of current institutional leadership. In the present scenario, most of the institutes are fixed in a block or Squarish thinking.

10. Importance Of One Word In Communication
If communication dies, everything dies. Each word has impact and value in communication. One word if used wrongly or emphasized wrongly or paused at a wrong place in communication what effect it creates and how is it affected is demonstrated very well in this movie.

11. Mediocrity Is Penalized
Middle class family or average talent or average institute is going to suffer and has to pay maximum price in the life if they do not upgrade their living standards. To be born poor or as an average person is not a crime but to die as an average person with middle class talent is miserable and if you are unable to optimize your potentiality and die with unused potentiality then that is your shameful truth. One should not die as a mediocre. He/she has to bring out genius inside him/her and has to use his/her potentiality to the optimum level.



THE HISTORY OF SAINT VALENTINE DAY

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Valentine’s Day started in the time of the Roman Empire.

IIn ancient rome, February 14th was a holiday to honour Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage. The following day, February 15th, began the Feast of Lupercalia.

The lives of young boys and girls were strictly separate. However, one of the customs of the young people was name drawing. On the eve of the festival of Lupercalia the names of Roman girls were written on slips of paper and placed into jars.

Each young man would draw a girl’s name from the jar and would then be partners for the duration of the festival with the girl whom he chose. Sometimes the pairing of the children lasted an entire year, and often, they would fall in love and would later marry.

Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns.Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families.

As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine was a priest at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off .

He suffered martyrdom on the 14th day of February, about the year 270. At that time it was the custom in Rome, a very ancient custom, indeed, to celebrate in the month of February the Lupercalia, feasts in honour of a heathen god. On these occasions, amidst a variety of pagan ceremonies, the names of young women were placed in a box, from which they were drawn by the men as chance directed.

The pastors of the early Christian Church in Rome endeavoured to do away with the pagan element in these feasts by substituting the names of saints for those of maidens. And as the Lupercalia began about the middle of February, the pastors appear to have chosen Saint Valentine’s Day for the celebration of this new feaSt. So it seems that the custom of young men choosing maidens for valentines, or saints as patrons for the coming year, arose in this way.

After that we young girls and boys in whole world start celebrating velentine day(Lovers day) on 14th Feb ebvery year.

Wish you all a happy valentine day to you all.

love

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Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota hai…

Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed
Rishton mai yeh gahrai na hoti…

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…

Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti

joks

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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

love sms

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Tujhe Dekhe Bina Teri Tasweer Bana Sakta Hoon,
Tujhse Knot Bina Tera Haal Bata Sakta Hoon,
Hai Meri Dosti Mein Itna Dum,
Apni Aankh Ka Aansoo Teri Aankh Segira Sakta Hoon.

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Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Andaaz E Dosti To Ek Ada Hai
Us Ke Bina Zindagi Mein Na Maza Hai,
Is Liye Kehte Hain
Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Kyon Ki Dost Ka Ruthna Bhi Ek Saza Hai.
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Phool Jese Doston Se Bhi Kya Dosti Karna,
Kuch Pal Ke Baad Murjha Jatey Hain,
Dosti Karni Hai To Hum Jese
Kaanton Se Karo,
Jo Chubney Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aatey Hein,
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Shaam Ki Tanhai Mein Khoo Na Jana,
Kisi Ki Masti Mein Grass Na Jana,
Milegi Zaroor Kal Manzil Tumhe,
Apni Manzil Ko Paa Kar Is Dost Ko Bhul Na Jana……
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Kehne Ko Hamare Paas Lafz Nahi Hain
Bhejne Ko Acha Sa Sms Nahi Hai
Par Dil Se 1afz Aate Hai Har Bar
Apna Khayal Rakha Karo
QyoKi Hamare Paas Aap Jesa Dost Nahi .
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Dosti Pey Jeena Dosti Pay Marna,
Sacha Dost Ager Na Miley,
To Dosti Na Karna,
Dosti Phool Hai Us Ko Sambhal Ke Rakhna,
Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka,
Itna Khayal RakhNa.
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Humari Aapki Dosti Bilkul Fix Hai,
Happiness Or Sadness Sab Kuch Mix Hai,
Hum To Aapko Na Bhulenge Kabhi,
Aap Bhool Na Jaye Bus Thora Sa Chance Hai..
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Kash Sach Yeh Mera Sapna Ho Jaye,
Jan Se Bhi Pyara Dost Apna Ho Jaye,
Khuda Humari Dosti Sada Salamat Rakhe,
Warna Lafz-E-Dosti Hi Fana Ho Jaye.
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Apni Dosti Ki Gaadi Kuch Is Qadar Chal Pari
Jaise Move Marte Hi Cycle Chal Pari
Dua Hae Na Lage Is Mai Koi Pass
Quicken Itni Ho Ki Na Kar Alcohol Koi Overtake …
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Dosti Mein Duriyan To Aati Rehti Hein,
Phir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hai,
Woh Dost Hi Kia Jo Naraz Na Ho,
Par Sachi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hai.

joks

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Sign Of A True Friend …

He Always See The Pain Behind Ur Eyes At That Time,

When Everyone Says

“Man ! You Smile Alot …”




“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”

Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey

Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey

Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir

Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey

Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne

Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.




PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,
Kabi padar padar niklta ha





Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.





Co-education k side effects.
Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua!
Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,
Hamara admision to ek sath hua,
Par gazab k tere sath hua,
Tu husn ki devi fail hui!
Mai dard ka mara pass hua!




Achon se ziada tm achy ho,

sachon se ziada tm sache ho,

mene kaha mjhe tmse “MOHABBAT” he,

wo boli sharam karo abhi tm bachy ho.

friends sms

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Tujhe Dekhe Bina Teri Tasweer Bana Sakta Hoon,
Tujhse Knot Bina Pidlimdi Haal Bata Sakta Hoon,
Hai Meri Dosti Mein Itna Dum,
Apni Aankh Ka Aansoo Teri Aankh Segira Sakta Hoon.

`
Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Andaaz E Dosti To Ek Ada Hai
Us Ke Bina Zindagi Mein Na Maza Hai,
Is Liye Kehte Hain
Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Kyon Ki Dost Ka Ruthna Bhi Ek Saza Hai.
`
Phool Jese Doston Se Bhi Kya Dosti Karna,
Kuch Pal Ke Baad Murjha Jatey Hain,
Dosti Karni Hai To Hum Jese
Kaanton Se Karo,
Jo Chubney Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aatey Hein,
`
Shaam Ki Tanhai Mein Khoo Na Jana,
Kisi Ki Masti Mein Grass Na Jana,
Milegi Zaroor Kal Manzil Tumhe,
Apni Manzil Ko Paa Kar Is Dost Ko Bhul Na Jana……
`
Kehne Ko Hamare Paas Lafz Nahi Hain
Bhejne Ko Acha Sa Sms Nahi Hai
Par Dil Se 1afz Aate Hai Har Bar
Apna Khayal Rakha Karo
QyoKi Hamare Paas Aap Jesa Dost Nahi .
`
Dosti Pey Jeena Dosti Pay Marna,
Sacha Dost Ager Na Miley,
To Dosti Na Karna,
Dosti Phool Hai Us Ko Sambhal Ke Rakhna,
Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka,
Itna Khayal RakhNa.
`
Humari Aapki Dosti Bilkul Fix Hai,
Healthiness Or Sorrowfulness Sab Kuch Mix Hai,
Hum To Aapko Na Bhulenge Kabhi,
Aap Bhool Na Jaye Bus Thora Sa Probability Hai..
`
Kash Sach Yeh Mera Sapna Ho Jaye,
Jan Se Bhi Pyara Dost Apna Ho Jaye,
Khuda Humari Dosti Sada Salamat Rakhe,
Warna Lafz-E-Dosti Hi Fana Ho Jaye.
`
Apni Dosti Ki Gaadi Kuch Is Qadar Chal Pari
Jaise Bounce Marte Hi Wheel Chal Pari
Dua Hae Na Lage Is Mai Koi Prisonbreak
Ratio Itni Ho Ki Na Kar Inebriant Koi Overhaul …
`
Dosti Mein Duriyan To Aati Rehti Hein,
Phir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hai,
Woh Dost Hi Kia Jo Naraz Na Ho,
Par Sachi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hai.


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ALL SMS

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LOVE SMS



Dil Aapko Dete To De Diya
Wapas Lete To Le Liya,
Ek Pal Ke Liye Aapke Paas Raha,
Par Ferryman Aur Se Kaat Ke Diya…
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Ek Shama Andhere Mein Jalaye Rakhiye,
Subah Honeka Mahol Banaye Rakhiye,
Jinke Haathon Humne Khaye The Zakham,
Wohi Kehte Hai Zakhmo Ko Chhupaye Rakhiye…
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Haqeeqat Pehchan Lo Bichhad Jane Se Pehle,
Meri Sun Lo Apni Sunane Se Pehle,
Ye Soch Lena Hamein Bhul Jane Se Pehle,
Bahut Roti Hai Ye Aankhein Muskurane Se Pehle…
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Pyaar Jo Kisise Karoge To Ruswayi Hi Milegi,
Wafa Jitni Bhi Karoge Burayi Hi Milegi,
Chahe Kisiko Kitna Bhi Apna Bana Lo,
Jab Bhi Aankh Khulegi Tanhayi Hi Milegi…
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Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Baat Kar Liya Karo,
Milneki Fariyaad Kar Liya Karo,
Ek Hum Hai Jo Har Baar Shuruat Karte Hai,
Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Pehle Yaad Kar Liya Karo…
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Din Tere Khayal Mein Guzar Jaata Hai,
Raat Mein Bhi Yamaltu Khayal Aata Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Khayal Is Kadar Ubhar Jata Hai,
Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai…
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Kuch Mithe Pal Yaad Aate Hai,
Palkon Par Aansu Chhod Jaate Hai,
Kal Koi Mile To Hamein Na Bhul Jana,
Dosti Ke Rishte Zindagi Bhar Kaam Aate Hai…
`
Zindagi Mein Kabhi Vasoconstrictor Mat River,
Bindaas Hoke I Copulate YOU Kehna,
Gum Chromatic Ke Badle Sandal Knot Kehna
Pyaari Behna Sada Khush Rehna…
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Hans kar wo jo gham datey hain,
Zaher mein thora sa pyar mila datey hain
Jab bhi naam ata hai un k dewano ka
Log meri taraf unglian utha datey hain..
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Har rasta ik saphar chahta hai.
Har musafir ik hamsafar chahta hai.
Jasiy chahti hai chandni chand ko.
Koi hai jo aapko is qadar chahta hai.